melynxthethief

melynxthethief:

So I somehow reached 300 followers, no idea how, but thank you all so so much!!

I decided to do a giveaway for all you awesome people, so here’s a mh shirt!! It comes in a men’s size L - I originally bought it for myself but it was a little too big, oops. But now it can be yours if you enter! Here’s the rules:

  • One reblog please, likes don’t count. You can like or reblog more than once, but you will only be counted in the giveaway once!
  • You have to be following me, as after all this is a giveaway for my followers!
  • When I pick a winner, you need to reply to my message within 48 hours or I’ll pick a new winner (a random number generator will be used to pick the winner)
  • I’m happy to ship worldwide, so no one is exempt from entering! However if you’re under the age of 18 I’ll suggest asking your parents before giving out your address - not that I’m a creep or anything hahahahaha
  • Giveaway ends on 31st August at 12:00am GMT (UK Time).

I wish everybody the best of luck, and once again - 

*~THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!~*

funnyordie
funnyordie:

17 Things to Expect from the Upcoming ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Movie
Here’s what you can expect from Michael Bay’s latest assault on your most cherished memories from childhood:

Jokes about how Splinter doesn’t understand Twitter.
The introduction of Bebop and Rocksteady’s adopted son, Dubstep.
A special cameo by Michelle Obama as a minor villain who replaces pizzas with veggie trays.
The rumors are true: The film will use an alien origin story to explain the creation of Megan Fox.
Tons more Ninja Turtles named after other famous artists, such as Warhol, Rauschenberg, Picasso, and Lena Dunham’s Mom.
Slow-mo shots of April O’Neil washing cars, licking popsicles, and masturbating.

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funnyordie:

17 Things to Expect from the Upcoming ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Movie

Here’s what you can expect from Michael Bay’s latest assault on your most cherished memories from childhood:

  • Jokes about how Splinter doesn’t understand Twitter.
  • The introduction of Bebop and Rocksteady’s adopted son, Dubstep.
  • A special cameo by Michelle Obama as a minor villain who replaces pizzas with veggie trays.
  • The rumors are true: The film will use an alien origin story to explain the creation of Megan Fox.
  • Tons more Ninja Turtles named after other famous artists, such as Warhol, Rauschenberg, Picasso, and Lena Dunham’s Mom.
  • Slow-mo shots of April O’Neil washing cars, licking popsicles, and masturbating.

Continue

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